Purple Plastic Bags!

Each week the local paper feels it is necessary to give out complimentary newspapers to all of th th surrounding towns. This seemingly nice gesture has several setbacks. First off they are only giving you two pages out of the entire paper. Secondly, they throw them upon the lawn in such a way that they are practically impossible to get at, i.e a puddle. And thirdly they scatter the roads and lawns because frankly, people don't care about reading them or even picking them up. They come in, you guessed it purple plastic bags. Which I feel could be put to better use holding dog feces. Anyway that is my feelings on the subject of the "free" paper.